unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

hornyspice:

People who actually buy music from iTunes.
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more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”